My friend Kathy sent me this and it is so funny because my mom (died in 1967) had a similiar theory, just not quite so hip. It's hard to believe that Andy Rooney is 82 years old now--and going strong. I have so many amazing friends in their '80s--living life fully as they come into the home stretch. Great role models!
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out because you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, Spend your last nine months floating and you finish off as an orgasm.