Kay Dennison of Kay's Thinking Cap is the queen of the groaners, but thanks to Mark’s Musings: A daily joke, a daily link, a daily thought for you to think, I’m passing on a few valentine's day groaners to you. Mark’s blog is absolutely amazing!
By the way, this is one of my Red Lion amaryllis blossoms up close. They’ve been slowing growing since late November and I am considering them my valentine to myself today as well as to you.
VALENTINE GROANERS
If you give someone a really small
Valentine's Day card, that's called a "Valentiny."
I told you about the painter who was
in love, didn't I? He loved a girl with all his art.
So what's a good gift for the man who loves his car this time of year? A Valenshine!
Two boat oars went out on a date. They dined and wined and were very row-mantic.
I saw a pig give a box of chocolates
to another pig. Apparently it was Valenswine's Day.
What did one pickle say to the other
on Valentine's Day? "You mean a great dill to me."
Why do valentine's come in the shape
of a heart?
Because a spleen would be pretty gross!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a kiss?
Anyhow, happy valentine's day to you all! I'm settling in with a schmaltzy movie, my tuna casserole dinner, a bunch of old magazines to chop up for SoulCollage--and Cookie at my feet. Sounds like my kind of day!
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